Toothbrush A (TA) : Who is it?
Toothbrush B (TB) : Oh hi…er…I didn’t know I would find a friend here.
TA : Friend? Who sent you here? Miss R?
TB : Ummnn…I’m not sure of her name. We were brought from a supermarket, me and toothbrush Green but she seems to be nowhere in sight now.
TA : What???(frowns) it hasn’t been six months yet, how can Miss R try to replace me this early?
TB : Well I don’t know, maybe I’m here for someone else.
TA : That’s impossible, until this morning, Miss R didn’t have any plans of having anyone shifting/coming over.
***Miss R had been having sensitivity problem with her teeth for a couple of days so she brought TB to replace TA since TA had become frail. Then came Sensodyne fresh gel(S)…
S : Hi girls, just the two of you here?
TA & TB : (In unison) YESSS…
S : Oh thought I would have some more girls for company, sigh!
***That evening Miss R comes into the bathroom for the routine cleansing before bed.
TA : Here comes the boss…sniff sniff..Lets see..Who she will use.
***Miss R picks up S and TB.
TA : No! Why is she leaving me out? :’(
S : It’s because you are too frail to solve her sensitivity problem, don’t you see how smart and stiff TB is? TB and I will solve all the sensitivity problem of Miss R, give me Five now TB. Yay! :)
***The next day...
TA : Who is it now again?
Toothbrush G (TG) : ugh…It’s me TG.
TA : Who on earth is it now again? Why does Miss R keep sending toothbrushes again and again when we are already crammed in this little shit of hers? >.<
TB to TG : Oh hi…it’s you! Remember we came together from the supermarket the other day? Actually I was looking for you when I first came here. Where were you all this time?
TA : Hmnn… looks like Miss R is replacing you TB.
TB : Oh no…not so soon. What’s wrong with her?
***Miss R actually found TB too hard and hurtful for her weak teeth. It was damaging her gums while using TB. Miss R had accidentally used her sister’s new toothbrush (TG) they bought together. Not satisfied with the quality of the 3 toothbrushes, Miss R bought another one home the next day, Toothbrush Blue and white Stripped (TBW).
TA, TB and TG : Oh look who we have here? A new roommate?
S : Thank Gawd, at least she is sexy and beautiful compared to you fatty ones o_O.
TBW : Hi girls, are you all together? I didn’t know Miss R was so fond of toothbrushes: P. Why are you all useless now waiting to be of use for something else than brushing teeth?
P.S : I was amazed at the number of toothbrushes I changed in a month. Blame my poor shopping skills for not being able to choose the right toothbrush as if I was using a toothbrush for the first time, Sigh! Unable to stop my amazement for the lack of my choice for toothbrush, I thought why not blog on it, thus this post :). Hope you had fun reading as much as I did on writing it.