Thursday, March 21, 2013

The stories of my Toothbrushes


Toothbrush A (TA) : Who is it?

Toothbrush B (TB) : Oh hi…er…I didn’t know I would find a friend here.

TA : Friend? Who sent you here? Miss R?

TB : Ummnn…I’m not sure of her name. We were brought from a supermarket, me and toothbrush Green but she seems to be nowhere in sight now.

TA : What???(frowns) it hasn’t been six months yet, how can Miss R try to replace me this early?
TB : Well I don’t know, maybe I’m here for someone else.

TA : That’s impossible, until this morning, Miss R didn’t have any plans of having anyone shifting/coming over. 

***Miss R had been having sensitivity problem with her teeth for a couple of days so she brought TB to replace TA since TA had become frail.  Then came Sensodyne fresh gel(S)…

S : Hi girls, just the two of you here?

TA & TB : (In unison) YESSS…

S : Oh thought I would have some more girls for company, sigh!

***That evening Miss R comes into the bathroom for the routine cleansing before bed.

TA : Here comes the boss…sniff sniff..Lets see..Who she will use.

***Miss R picks up S and TB.

TA : No! Why is she leaving me out? :’(

S : It’s because you are too frail to solve her sensitivity problem, don’t you see how smart and stiff TB is? TB and I will solve all the sensitivity problem of Miss R, give me Five now TB. Yay! :)

***The next day... 


TA : Who is it now again?

Toothbrush G (TG) : ugh…It’s me TG.

TA : Who on earth is it now again? Why does Miss R keep sending toothbrushes again and again when we are already crammed in this little shit of hers? >.<

TB to TG : Oh hi…it’s you! Remember we came together from the supermarket the other day? Actually I was looking for you when I first came here. Where were you all this time?

TG : Umm…I’m not sure but I was kept in some dark closet until now, thank goodness it’s so much open and bright here hehe.

TA : Hmnn… looks like Miss R is replacing you TB.

TB : Oh no…not so soon. What’s wrong with her?

***Miss R actually found TB too hard and hurtful for her weak teeth. It was damaging her gums while using TB. Miss R had accidentally used her sister’s new toothbrush (TG) they bought together. Not satisfied with the quality of the 3 toothbrushes, Miss R bought another one home the next day, Toothbrush Blue and white Stripped (TBW).    

TA, TB and TG : Oh look who we have here? A new roommate?

S : Thank Gawd, at least she is sexy and beautiful compared to you fatty ones o_O.

TBW : Hi girls, are you all together? I didn’t know Miss R was so fond of toothbrushes: P. Why are you all useless now waiting to be of use for something else than brushing teeth?

TA : You just wait, your turn will come after a day…smirk

P.S : I was amazed at the number of toothbrushes I changed in a month. Blame my poor shopping skills for not being able to choose the right toothbrush as if I was using a toothbrush for the first time, Sigh! Unable to stop my amazement for the lack of my choice for toothbrush, I thought why not blog on it, thus this post :). Hope you had fun reading as much as I did on writing it. 



  1. Yah. I had so much. And I got to tell you, the toothpaste Sensodyne doesn't work with me. After 2 days, my teeth was brown and slippery (You know what I mean).
    Even I have the same problem when I am buying a toothbrush unless there is a specification of whether is it is soft, medium or hard. The medium is the best one if in case you choose to buy another :D

    Brush everyday and stay Fresh!!!

  2. It's sad to know that Sensodyne didn't work for you. I cant imagine the horror of your teeth changing colors. Hopefully it has been working with me.
    I actually bought the Medium one, TB and TG in the pic is supposed to be medium as per the specification given unfortunately it didn't work for me so had to resort to TBW finally :) and since then I'm happy.

  3. creativity eh..nice work and you know the process i got the upper hand, the oral B brush,hehahahaha..

  4. Thanks!
    Yea you got the upper hand sob sob...


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